Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
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I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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