we have officially lost it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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