I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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