hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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