it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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