what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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