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(319): View more from Iowa

i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet

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(650): View more from California

hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.

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(804): View more from Virginia

i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral

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(616): View more from Michigan

I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...

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(916): View more from California

He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...

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(614): View more from Ohio

hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes

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(702): View more from Nevada

So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.

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