R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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