TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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