My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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