So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I am naked and annoyed.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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