i wish there were pregnant emoticons
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Did I show you my penis last night?
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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