Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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