god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
