You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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