I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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