I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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