Are we in a gay sports bar?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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