does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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