Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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