somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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