I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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