...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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