OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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