2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I think my moral compass just broke
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