Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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