so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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