the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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