I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
