i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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