Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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