do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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