I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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