am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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