I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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