just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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