Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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