he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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