i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I need a burrito and a hug.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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