I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
