U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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