the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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