Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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