Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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