he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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