38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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