is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
