I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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