farters have to be the big spoon...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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