She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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