dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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