you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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