Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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