How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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