How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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