The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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