You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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