At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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