And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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