My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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